December 2011
me: can you sign this please?
miley cyrus: of course!
me: sign this too please!?
miley cyrus: hahaha sure!
me: can i own your heart even though i know you can't be tamed but i can give you 7 things that will help you with the climb and afterwords we can do liberty walk and i promise i won't keep giving you up because my heart beats for love and we're only two more lonely people and i guess i could be obsessed with you but you have to promise you'll stay during this permanent december and when you go i hope you find it and your scars fade because you are one in a million.
miley cyrus: what
me: what
80% of tumblr users have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend.....
funniestposts:
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside.
2011 was shit. But I gotta admit it has some of...
How I know that I'm not Tumblr Famous:
Me: Ask me questions please c:
My followers: lol no.
Tumblr famous person: Ask me questions bitches
Their followers: OMG WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE
I wish I could illegally download clothes.
I could've. I should've. I would've. But didn't.
Nothing in life is promised except death.
